• Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

farnilyjewels:

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

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(Source: digimemory, via speaklikeasailor)

thegameisoff:

There are casual Kingdom Hearts fans. And then there are Kingdom Hearts fans that can accurately identify any of thirteen identically hooded figures by their height and build

(via kattglass)