• Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here


when your selfie gets more than 5 notes


(Source: digimemory, via speaklikeasailor)


There are casual Kingdom Hearts fans. And then there are Kingdom Hearts fans that can accurately identify any of thirteen identically hooded figures by their height and build

(via kattglass)